Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Some Common Catchphrases and Also Kind of an Apology

Oh my gosh, you guys.
So, my last post was in May-- forget that "post once a day" crap.
Well, sorry about that. Can I make it up to y'all with an open question inbox?
On my obnoxious Tumblr account I've got a list of questions that are open for submission; aka "all about the INFP at your request". If you'd like to send a request for any, email me at jrd.ahg@gmail.com :D

  • 1) if you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 2) grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 3) what do you think about most?
  • 4) what does your latest text message from someone else say?
  • 5) what's your strangest talent?
  • 6) girls.... (finish the sentence); boys.... (finish the sentence)
  • 7) ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 8) when is the last time you played the air guitar?
  • 9) do you have any strange phobias?
  • 10) ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  • 11) what's your religion
  • 13) if you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 14) do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 15) simple but extremely complex. favorite band?
  • 16) what was the last lie you told?
  • 17) do you believe in karma?
  • 18) what does your url mean?
  • 19) what is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 20) who is your celebrity crush?
  • 21) how do you vent your anger?
  • 22) how do you flirt?
  • 23) do you have a collection of anything?
  • 24) do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 25) are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 26) what's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 27) what's your biggest "what if"?
  • 28) do you believe in ghosts? how about aliens?
  • 29) stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? do the same with your left arm.
  • 30) smell the air. what do you smell?
  • 31) what's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 32) choose east coast or west coast?
  • 33) most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  • 34) to you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 35) define art.
  • 36) do you believe in luck?
  • 37) what's the weather like right now?
  • 38) what time is it?
  • 39) what was the last book you read?
  • 40) do you like the smell of gasoline?
  • 41) do you have any nicknames?
  • 42) what was the last movie you saw?
  • 43) what's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 45) have you ever caught a butterfly?
  • 46) do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 47) ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 48) do you believe in magic?
  • 49) do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 50) what is your astrological sign? does it mean anything to you?
  • 51) do you save money or spend it?
  • 52) what's the last thing you purchased?
  • 53) in love?
  • 54) in a relationship?
  • 55) how many relationships have you had?
  • 56) can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  • 57) where were you yesterday?
  • 58) is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  • 59) are you wearing socks right now?
  • 60) what's your favorite animal?
  • 61) what is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 62) where is your best friend?
  • 63) what is your heritage?
  • 64) what were you doing last night at 12 am?
  • 65) what do you think is satan's last name?
  • 66) are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 67) you are walking down the street on your way to work. there is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. what do you do?
  • 68) you are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) what do you do with your remaining days? c) would you be afraid?
  • 69) you can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  • 70) what's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 71) what are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  • 72) in your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 73) how can i win your heart?
  • 74) can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 75) what is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 80) what size shoes do you wear?
  • 81) what would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 82) what is your favorite word?
  • 83) give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  • 84) what is a saying you say a lot?
  • 85) what's the last song you listened to?
  • 86) basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 87) what is your current desktop picture?
  • 88) if you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 89) what would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 90) one night you wake up because you heard a noise. you turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by mummies. the mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. what do you do?
  • 91) you accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. they were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! what is that power?
  • 92) you can re-live any point of time in your life. the time-span can only be a half-hour, though. what half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 93) you can erase any horrible experience from your past. what will it be?
  • 94) you just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. you have to depart right now. where are you gonna go?
  • 95) do you have any relatives in jail?
  • 97) have you ever thrown up in the car?
  • 98) ever been on a plane?
  • 99) if the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?


Yes, I do recognize that some were missing. It's a test. *obvious winking*
On my Tumblr, I've already got a request from my favorite mutual--






Hi Cody(:


Some undepicted but also important catchphrases:

  • Hello, Sweetie.
  • Well, aren't you a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho
  • NO WAIT COME BACK I LOVE YOU
  • did you just-
  • Are you an angel? 'Cus i won't blink....
  • rude.
  • Was it das??!
  • Get in loser, we're going shopping
  • right in the feels!
  • THIS SHIP WILL NOT SINK
That about sums it up(:
If you'd like to see some more little quibbles or possibly a bunny trail story, email me a number! I'll respond to all of 'em.


xoxo, Your Mostly Friendly INFP

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